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Photos which would not help you sell your home

by Jay on Nov.12, 2008, under All, Pictures

The following photos were found on public homes for sale websites.

This first one isn’t too bad.  Like many amateur real estate photos it is unremarkable.
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The photographer must have been pleased with the first, because they took another from the same spot, only with a tree branch covering the vehicle.
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Hey! Make sure you back up far enough and get the row of weeds in the picture!
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The dog isn’t for sale but he visits often since he lives next door.
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This blurry picture of a bush was labeled as the exterior front of a home.
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Forget about the room, focus in on the desk. It’s not for sale but make it the subject of the photo anyways.
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This is our dining room. We eat in darkness.
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Get down real low as to bring out the detail in the unvacuumed carpet.
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A few trashy pics.
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The neighbors oil drum really has a rustic charm to it.
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This home comes with a blurry and sideways furnace.
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This home doubles as a campground. Wait, what?
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These two are from the same listing. Could you at least put the cover on the toilet tank? And why focus on the ledge in the shower?
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And finally, why wait for spring when you can use your craft MS Paint skills to replace the drab yard with a lush carpet of grass.
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